You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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