Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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