he puts the penis in happiness.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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