She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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