I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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