Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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