Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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