What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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