I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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