sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
