Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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