We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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