"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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