hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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