i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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