I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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