I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
