Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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