She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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