I heard we made out
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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