my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
