I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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