They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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