i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish i was in the wii world.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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