i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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