just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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