you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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