So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
bring money and cleavage
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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