It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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