I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Randomize
