Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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