On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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