her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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