Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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