My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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