she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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