This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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