my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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