Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Two words: blizzard sex
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
