so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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