i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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