I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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