so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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