nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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