Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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