HIV tests are more positive than that guy
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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