would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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