I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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