also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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