I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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