doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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